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| I WISH SHE LOVED ME LIKE I LOVE HER!! |
>Trip to the Nursing Home > > > >One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home >and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the >nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, >and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. > >She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in >her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and >straighten her up. > >Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. >The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all >morning. > >Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new >home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" They ask. > >"It's pretty nice," she replies, "Except they won't let you fart." >This property was reserved by peter kerr I'm 29 years old, from Ireland. | ||||||||||||||||
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